The Sydney Opera House isn't as cool as Disneyland!

I was going to tell you about the Sydney Opera House. But since we went to see "modern dance," I thought I'd skip this portion of the story ;-) And this is my final blog, so I'm jumping ahead to something a little more recent.

Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. It's undisputable. But am I the only person to ask myself why? Why is the Peter Pan ride so incredibly fun? Why did meeting Mickey revolutionize mychildhood in a way that I'll never be able to explain? What do they do to those mouse-shaped pancakes that make them taste sounbelievably delicious? It's one of the world's great mysteries. And never do I want to know the answer...

But honestly, has anyone ever taken a step back and actually thought about what happens in Splash Mountain? Some of the world's scariest mechanical monsters sing high pitched repetitive songs until the protagonist is thrown into a spike pit. Maybe I'm wrong, but didn't they steal that from Mortal Kombat? Nevertheless, as our soaking wet, hallowed log traversed the quazi dimension of briar rabbit, kids of all shapes, sizes, ages and genders looked about in fascination. Props, Walt. Mad Props.

The real reason I was at Disneyland was for the "Pirates of the Caribbean -- DeadMan's Chest" premiere. I love pirates. I love pirate fight scenes. I love how pirates always have perfectly applied eyeliner. And I love Pirates Booty (that bagged popcorn from Trader Joe's.) Honestly, for a while, I wanted to be a professional pirate. They're so mysterious. For example: what exactly is "swashbuckling?" and how does one swash a buckle? My fascination with pirates left me no choice but to attend the premiere.

Now, I apologize, but I can't tell you what happens in the actual movie. That would be way too cool of me. But I CAN tell you it was pretty sweet. And the ending is absolutely incredible. And the bad guys are way cooler than zombies. And oh yeah, Captain Jack still has time to do his makeup every morning. THAT'S IT. I can't reveal anymore.

Now, I would LOVE to keep writing for you guys every week. Never in a million Years was I expecting such a great response. However, I'm beginning work on a new project that requires ALL of my attention ;-)

Thanks to CosmoGirl for letting me babble for 6 weeks str8. And thanks for all your great advice on girl's fashion...............for without it, so many of these hot girls would not know what to wear.

Thank you SO much to all you ladies. I had a great time writing for you, and an even better time reading all your responses. First chance I get, I'll be back to ramble! But for now I bid you all adieu. Much love...

And oh yeah, BOOMSHAKALAKA!

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