Lindsay Lohan
lindsay lohan, denim dress, sunglasses
girl wearing a denim dress and sunglasses
Lindsay is fixing up her life, but she forgot to have the tailor fix her dress. The straps are not giving her the support she needs. Things take time. I\'m sure as she gets back to normal she\'ll give her wardrobe a little rehab too.
Mary-Kate Olsen
mary-kate olsen, vintage, oversized clothes
girl wearing an oversized dress and thick headband
How to tell the Olsen twins apart: Mary-Kate is the one who dresses like shes dug through a $10-only bin at a second-hand store. Vintage is a great concept, but if the dress doesn\'t fit, don\'t buy it!
Christina Aguilera
christina aguilera, tribal pattern, leather pants
girl wearing a tribal patterned shirt and leather pants
Busy patterned turtleneck + tight leather pants = a side of Christina wed prefer never to see again. Christina\'s reinvented herself plenty of times throughout her career, but this year she went dominatrix. She got rid of dirrrty, and became scarrry.
Mena Suvari
mena suvari, green, robe
girl wearing a metallic green robe
Christmas is coming up, but that doesn\'t mean you have to look like the tree. Leave this metallic green robe and constricting turtleneck home next time you walk the red carpet, Mena.
Lucy Liu
lucy liu, pink, sleeves
girl wearing a purple dress with large pink sleeves
Is that a sleeve or a huge pillow attached to her arm? Maybe shes trying to land a deal being the model for Pepto Bismol.
Katie Holmes
katie holmes, white, pant suits
girl wearing a white pant suit
From Dawson\'s Creek, to Tom Cruise, to Broadway this girl can do anything. With a packed schedule, it looks like she slacked off a little in the style department. Your smile is adorable, but sorry Katie, this white pantsuit isn\'t working for you.
Heidi Klum
heidi klum, stripes, snake skin
girl wearing a purple striped shirt and snake skin pants
Just because you\'re a Victoria\'s Secret model doesn\'t mean you can\'t pay a little bit more attention to what you wear over your undergarments! Plus, if Tim Gunn saw this, youd have him screaming Auf Wiedersehen.
Evan Rachel Wood
evan rachel wood, marilyn manson, gold
girl with black hair wearing a gold dress
We were jealous of Marilyn Manson\'s ex when she appeared as the blonde hippie in Across the Universe with cutie Jim Surgess (also from 21). We are not jealous of her fashion choice for this event.
Debra Messing
debra messing, robe, patterned
woman wearing patterned robe
Debra\'s worn some freaky clothes this year. This printed robe with a plunging neckline and thigh-high slit should be saved for when she gets out of the shower.
Beyonce Knowles
beyonce, gray, futuristic
girl wearing futuristic gray dress
Is Beyonce trying out for a part in a Star Wars remake that we didn\'t know about? If she doesn\'t get the part were sure she could snag a job as the movie\'s costume designer.
Aubrey O\'Day
aubrey oday, feathered vest, snakeskin boots
girl wearing a feathered vest and snakeskin boots
It\'s a bird, it\'s a plane, no it\'s an ex-member of Danity Kane who is trying really hard not to blend in with the crowd in this overly-fuzzy vest and scary python boots.
Mischa Barton
mischa barton, dress, flower headbands
girl wearing light purple dress and flowered headband
Remember that dead girl from The Sixth Sense who threw up pea soup? That was Mischa. She tried the ghostly look again in 2008, but this time it isn\'t working for her.
Courtney Love
courtney love, flannel, hot mess
girl wearing a flannel shirt tied around her waist
Hot Mess is not a good look on anyone. Courtney looks like she just woke up, rolled out of bed, and picked up a few extra items off the floor and threw them on. Was she really planning on wearing that flannel shirt or did she intend to keep it tired around her waist?
Kimora Lee Simmons
kimora lee simmons, multicolored dress,
woman wearing a red green blue and yellow patterned dress
Did she let her two adorable daughters color in this dress for her? The designer is known for her over-the-top style, and don\'t worry Kimora we can see you from a mile away in this bright gown.
Lilly Allen
lily allen, prom dress, pink hair, bambi
girl wearing a dress covered in Bambi getting his head chopped off
If you look closely you can see that the design on her dress is Bambi...being decapitated. Rebellion is a great fashion statement but Lily just looks tacky in this prom dress gone wrong.
Tyra Banks
tyra banks, red dress
woman wearing a long red dress
We know the vampire thing is in, but Tyra looks a little too frightening in this trashy, eighties throw-back, red dress.
Whitney Port
whitney port, the hills, the city
girl wearing a metallic belly shirt and tan skirt
The Hills star is moving to The City, so she better get her act together. She\'ll look a little ridiculous walking down 5th Avenue in this patent leather belly-shirt catastrophe.
Amy Winehouse
amy winehouse, rehab, grunge
singer amy winehouse wearing a black tank and leopard shorts
Oh Amy, you need some fashion Rehab ASAP. With the return of grunge, she jumped on the trend, but took it too far. No one wants to look as sad as Amy. (On a happier note, Amy Winehouse wigs were a top seller this Halloween!)
Janet Jackson
janet jackson, wardrobe malfunction, hot pink
woman wearing a hot pink and purple long sleeved dress
And we thought her wardrobe malfunction from Super Bowl XXXVIII was shocking. Janet made sure she was not committing an indecent exposure by covering her entire body in layers and layers of extra fabric.
Jessica Simpson
jessica simpson, flannel shirt, corset
girl wear a white corset under an unbuttoned flannel shirt
A little bit country, a little bit rock \'n roll and a little bit unbuttoned? Jessica\'s going back to her country roots with a flannel shirt, but revealing the corset underneath doesn\'t give her the sexy look she\'s going for.
Paris Hilton
paris hilton, my new bff, tiered dress
girl wearing a black tiered dress
The heiress is at it again. Why does she dress so cheap when she has millions to spend?
Mariah Carey
mariah carey, nick cannon, tye dye skirt
girl wearning a blue button up shirt and tye dye skirt
Were not sure if a five-year-old dressed her, but this outfit looks like something Rainbow Bright would wear. Mariah might get some strange looks on the streets of New York, but she\'d fit in great in Candy Land.
Madonna
madonna, concert, top hat, mesh
singer madonna wearing a mesh body suit and white top hat
At age 50, you\'d think Madonna\'s been through enough decades of style to know what to wear. Wrong. Instead she\'s flaunting her bod in mesh. Let\'s just be thankful she\'s wearing proper undergarments.
Winona Rider
winona rider, layered, black
woman wearing a long black sweater layered over a black dress and black leggings
Winona might be attempting to layer, but it looks more like shes shoplifted three different outfits and is trying to smuggle them out of a store by wearing them on top of each other. If you can\'t keep up with the rest of Hollywood\'s fashionistas, just go for something simple.
Paula Abdul
paula abdul, american idol, mermaid dress
girl wearing a pink and black mermaid dress
Trying to get noticed between the ever rowdy Randy Jackson and the famously mean Simon Cowell on the American Idol judging panel is difficult, but there\'s no excuse for wearing this disaster. It looks like a replica of a dress Barbie wore circa the \'80s.
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