"At my high school, the seniors have a tradition of 'kidnapping' a freshman before the first pep rally of the year. They come to your house at like 5 a.m. and drag you out of bed, then dress you up however they want. Well, the seniors who got me had a theme. They made me dress up like an Oompa Loompa from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. I had the orange face, white eyebrows, green hair, and white overalls. Every time I was near a senior, I had to sing the Oompa Loompa song, or they would make me do something worse, like sing to the whole cafeteria. The most awful part was when I walked down the hall: Strangers would say, 'Hey, it's an Oompa Loompa! "Oompa Loompa doompadah dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me."' Sadly, I now hate Willy Wonka and can't stand the Oompa Loompa song. It was utter humiliation, but I survived it!"

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Boxer Bandit! When I turned around, he was standing there watching me! GO !	Total Turn-on! Then I realized the entire auditorium was staring at me! GO !
Don't Get Snotty! I felt a sneeze coming on and I tried to stop it! GO !	Underneath It All! I had on some really old Winnie the Pooh underwear! GO !
Note-able Embarrassment! The whole class, including the teacher, was dying! GO !	Totally Pucked! We all decided to hang out in front of the hotel where the players were staying! GO !
Stairway to Horror! There was this big snowstorm and we had to go to school the next day! GO !	Old Friends! Every Christmas my piano teacher makes her students play a song at a nursing home! GO !
Tan- gerine! I wanted to look tan and sexy for the party! GO !	Snow Blow! As I looked up, I lost my balance and fell halfway down the hill! GO !