"My friend and I were walking my dog in the park when we saw this really cute guy. I let my dog off his leash so that he would run up to him and we'd have an excuse to go talk to him. To my horror, my dog ran over and started sniffing the guy's butt!"

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chewed out! I never noticed the large hole revealing my pink panties GO !	What a Mess My dog squatted down and pooped right there! GO !
no dogs allowed! When the bus driver opened the doors, my dogs jumped on! GO !	doggy breath! My boyfriend refused to kiss me for the rest of the day. GO !
good morning! I found her asleep with cat throw-up all over her face! GO !	sorry sucker! Get in here right now, Sucker! GO !
thong thief! I left my backpack open and she stole my underwear! GO !	peek-a-boob! It was squirming around so much my boob was hanging out! GO !
the dog did it! The dog farted and everyone thought it was me! GO !	bad impression! My teacher had been listening to me the whole time! GO !