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I woke up late for school and missed my ride, so I was forced to ride the bus. I saw it coming down the street, so I ran through my neighbor's yard to make it on time. When I got on the bus, the only open seat was next to this hot guy. He moved over and I sat down. As we got near school, the guy started to look at me funny and said something smelled. When we got to school, I went to get off the bus, and everyone started laughing. Apparently, as I was racing through my neighbor's yard, I had stepped in dog poop—and when I got on the bus, I sat on my foot and got the poop all over my pants. By lunch the whole school knew!

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