"After school one day, I had to pee really bad. I'd left my house key in my locker, so I decided to sneak in through the basement window — and I broke the window! I put a rock on the basement floor, and when my mom got home I told her someone had tried to break in! She called the cops, and they said a lawn mower had probably flung the rock through the window. My mom had to buy a new window — all just because I had to pee!"