Too Much Teeth
bad kissers, make out mistakes, kissing, guys, make out
a girl tries to sticker her tongue in a guy\'s mouth
...he forgets he has lips and constantly bumps your teeth with his teeth. Be careful you don\'t chip a tooth!
Borrrring
bad kissers, make out mistakes, kissing, guys, make out
a guy trying to kiss a girl on the cheek
...he plays it safe. There’s nothing worse than kissing a guy who has the exact same style, head tilt, and stance every time you kiss. Don\'t be too aggressive, but please, keep it interesting.
The Quickster
bad kissers, make out mistakes, kissing, guys, make out
a brown bunny rabbit
...he has a \'jack rabbit tongue\' that darts in and out of your mouth at lightening speed. He needs to remember that slow and steady wins the race.\r\n
Spit Storm
bad kissers, make out mistakes, kissing, guys, make out
a girl in a clear poncho and pink sunglasses in the rain
...his kisses are so
extraordinarily wet that you feel like you have to wipe your mouth off after he pulls away. Don\'t forget your poncho!
Peepers Creepers
bad kissers, make out mistakes, kissing, guys, make out
a girl and guy kissing in a photo booth
...his eyes never close! Awwwwkward!
You\'ve Been Slimed
slug, bad kissers, make out mistakes, kissing, guys, make out
a snail with a brown shell
...you’re French kissing and his tongue just lies there like a slug. Enough said.
In the Zone
tv, bad kissers, make out mistakes, kissing, guys, make out
a girl tries to kiss a guy on the cheek while he watches tv
...you\'re into it — and he\'s watching ESPN.
Grrr, Baby
bad kissers, make out mistakes, kissing, guys, make out
a guy is biting a scared looking girl
...he bites...hard.
Tongue\'s Away!
bad kissers, make out mistakes, kissing, guys, make out
an up close picture of a tongue
...he uses his tongue to lick around your mouth, instead of using his lips (and not in a good way).
Garlic Guy
bad kissers, make out mistakes, kissing, make out, guys
a girl wearing a gas mask and pleading for help
...he has bad breath...repeatedly! We\'ll give him one \"have bad breath and get out of a jail free card,\" but if he’s a repeat offender, drop him an Altoid and be on your way.
Combat Kisses
bad kissers, boxing, boxing gloves, wandering hands, make out mistakes, guys, kissing, making out
a girl in boxing gloves making a kissy face
...you can\'t tell! You\'re too preoccupied with deflecting his wandering hands.
Unhappy Chappy
bad kisser, make out mistakes, make out, kissing, guys
a guy wearing ski goggles and a lot of white sunscreen on his lips
...his lips are
super-chapped.\r\n
He Who Shall Not Be Named...
propeller, bad kisser, make out mistakes, make out, kissing, guys
a red air plane propeller with a sign that says danger keep away
...his tongue goes in quick and rotates like an airplane propeller. (Yes, it\'s happened, but we don\'t kiss and tell.) \r\n\r\n
Say, Ah!
choke, tongue, bad kisser, make out mistakes, make out, kissing, guys
a guy sticking his tongue out really far and squinting.
...he tries to choke you with his tongue by pushing it way too far down your throat. You immediately have to make the decision to either finishing kissing, or breathe. We say breathe.
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